Toad Breath

I apologize for my delay in writing - I've been so busy collecting material that I haven't had time to write about it!  This is going to be a lounging evening at home just blogging about my frog tales :)

Now I realize that there are some natural bodily issues that people just can't control.  Having said that, toad breath is NOT one of them.  Thanks to the folks at Proctor & Gamble and Johnson & Johnson, there is a wide array of products from toothbrushes (with every type of bristle, handle, color and even vibration available), toothpaste, mouthwash, mints, gum...you get the point.  It doesn't matter if you have sensitive gums, prefer the flavor of cinnamon over spearmint (which I do not) or need sugar free options - there IS a product for you.  Like the Men's Warehouse, I guarantee it.

After going on a dinner date recently, at the end of the evening, he leaned toward me for the kill kiss.  He hadn't even reached near my face when it knocked me over like a Mac truck.  I almost gagged in his face from the foul odor coming from his mouth.  Uhhhmmm HELLOOOOO???  If you're going to invest the time, energy and money into taking a girl to dinner, you should consider taking a few minutes to handle the disaster going on inside your mouth!  Peace out, toad breath!