Monday, August 22, 2011

Ice Frog, You’re Not in the NBA!

Last night I went to a local sports bar to check out the Chargers vs. Cowboys football game and have drinks/dinner.  The conversation flowed easily, and we had a lot in common.  He was “in-the-know” of really interesting things happening in Dallas – the latest art gallery exhibits, theater shows, live music, restaurant openings – very cultured.  I’m thinking, “Finally, a man with a sophisticated palate for the arts that also likes sports!”

Throughout our conversation, I can see his eyes drifting south to my chest.  I didn’t feel that my shirt was inappropriate when I left home, but I find myself constantly pulling it up thanks to his wandering eye.  About midway through the 4th quarter, he reaches into his 3rd rum & coke (which I will give him a slight break had looked far more like rum than anything else) to pull out a piece of ice.

He shoots!!!!  He scores!!!! My mind goes wild!!!!

To my complete and utter disbelief, straight down my shirt goes the freezing, wet ice cube!  He giggles like a school girl, and I can do nothing but shake my head and roll my eyes.  Newsflash, you’re not a professional basketball player nor are you a young boy where this childish behavior could be acceptable. 

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