Friday, July 29, 2011

Life in the Shallow Water

Having recently moved from Orange County, California, the land of men who are more pretty than me and speak in "toad"-ally, I have had my fill of the superficial.  Coming to Texas, I had high hopes for true Southern gentlemen, but thus far, I have been quite disappointed.

I recently signed up for an online dating service and have been continuously surprised by the obsession with a woman's appearance.  I believe that Hollywood and the media have played a large part in disrupting a man's view of how women "should" look.  Long gone are the days when meat on your bones was a status symbol or women with a figure like Marilyn Monroe were considered beautiful.  Today, it appears that most men are just looking for stick-thin model types.

After speaking with a guy online, texting and eventually talking on the phone with a suitor from this website, I received a shocking request.  After scheduling our date, he comments, "Based on your photos, you tend to have fluctuations in your weight, and I see on your profile that your body type is listed as curvy.  And I love curvy, really I do.  Assuming we are talking about the Jennifer Lopez or Kim Kardashian curvy."  For one of the first times, I was truly speechless.  He then proceeded to ask me to go take a picture of myself in a swimsuit so he could determine if my curves would be acceptable.  

That's when I realized, frogs live in the shallow water.

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